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Just had the 2nd esteemed customer of the day knocking on the door. (Never seen this cove before, unlike the esteemed first year customer earlier).
I eventually (after turning the Hawkwind down) understood that he'd like the computer lab opened.
It was like 20 questions.
"Are you the technician".
Yes, I'm a technician.
"Blah blah".
Yes. Very interesting, what (tf) do you want?
"Blah blah computer room blah".
Oh, you'd like me to open the computer lab on the next floor for you?
"Blah blah yes please".
Hokily dokily, glad we got that straightened out..
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostWhat?
Before or after the pot noodle?
Def. after the Pot Noodle.+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012Comment
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peace at last, had some idiot sitting beside me all morning who dictates to herself whilst typingComment
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Lovely.
Almost as good as someone who slurps their coffee or does a glutinous sniff every now & agian.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostLovely.
Almost as good as someone who slurps their coffee or does a glutinous sniff every now & agian.
Thankfully i'm b*ggering orf in the next hourComment
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Bugger.
I now have an esteemed customer in the project room.
Doesn't he know there's a strike on?Comment
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Haven't even seen a picket line today. Bloody slackers!+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012Comment
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Another esteemed customer who doesn't appreciate the advantages of the ZIF socket.
Ho hum.
Why do I bother?Comment
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