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"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife. -
Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostDid you ever get your hands on the ex-lustee's Wabbit?
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostBut did you ever ask her if you could get into her knickers?
I reckon she is still pining for you waiting to be asked.
Either that, or pining for the fjords.Comment
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostI suspect the ex-lustee's wabbit is the reason he never got into her knickers to begin with.
There's no fool like an old fool.Comment
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Well, just had a read of the returned script for the H&S test.
Apparently I confuse risk and hazard.
Or something.
As if I give a flying feck anyway.
He wanted more on the self assessment side of the form.
So now he's got some really good (but illegible) comments from yours truly.Comment
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I scraped a pass.
But only just.
As if I give a tulip.
Contracting seems ever more inviting.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
Either that, or pining for the fjords."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostYou'll still be an Ex-Lizard if she ever reads this forumComment
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But, fortunately enough, most of it is concealed in TPD or TPD II, and as we all know, the search facility on this forum is famously crap.Comment
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Funniest thing of all was the "This isn't a date" when I was staggering towards those fecking windmills last year.
Date?
After 6 or so miles there & 6 or so miles back, I was pretty sure it wasn't a date.
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