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    #id
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Did you ever get your hands on the ex-lustee's Wabbit?
    I suspect the ex-lustee's wabbit is the reason he never got into her knickers to begin with.
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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      #id
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      Did you ever get your hands on the ex-lustee's Wabbit?
      Nope.

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        #id
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        But did you ever ask her if you could get into her knickers?

        I reckon she is still pining for you waiting to be asked.


        Either that, or pining for the fjords.

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          #id
          Originally posted by DaveB View Post
          I suspect the ex-lustee's wabbit is the reason he never got into her knickers to begin with.
          That and the age disparity.

          There's no fool like an old fool.

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            #id
            Well, just had a read of the returned script for the H&S test.

            Apparently I confuse risk and hazard.

            Or something.

            As if I give a flying feck anyway.

            He wanted more on the self assessment side of the form.

            So now he's got some really good (but illegible) comments from yours truly.

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              #id
              I scraped a pass.

              But only just.

              As if I give a tulip.

              Contracting seems ever more inviting.

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                #id
                Originally posted by zeitghost View Post


                Either that, or pining for the fjords.
                You'll still be an Ex-Lizard if she ever reads this forum
                "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                  #id
                  Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                  You'll still be an Ex-Lizard if she ever reads this forum
                  I suspect so.

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                    #id
                    But, fortunately enough, most of it is concealed in TPD or TPD II, and as we all know, the search facility on this forum is famously crap.

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                      #id
                      Funniest thing of all was the "This isn't a date" when I was staggering towards those fecking windmills last year.

                      Date?

                      After 6 or so miles there & 6 or so miles back, I was pretty sure it wasn't a date.

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