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"They just disappeared".
"One minute they were there, next minute they were gone".
"Nothing to do with me guv".
"It's a mystery".
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What really is a mystery is how his frigging software is suppose to work.
That really is baffling.Comment
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Feck me.
Just had one of the arty sort come up here with a 3 flu tube emergency light that he wants to use in his project.
Considering that our esteemed customers are kept away from the nasty dangerous 240V mains stuff, it does alarm me a tad to find that other faculties esteemed customers are free to fry themselves & nobody seems to mind much.
I suppose a bit of charring improves the taste.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostFeck me.
Just had one of the arty sort come up here with a 3 flu tube emergency light that he wants to use in his project.
Considering that our esteemed customers are kept away from the nasty dangerous 240V mains stuff, it does alarm me a tad to find that other faculties esteemed customers are free to fry themselves & nobody seems to mind much.
I suppose a bit of charring improves the taste.Comment
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Originally posted by norrahe View Postand some bbq sauce as well
I like that sweetcorn relish too.
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My esteemed customer, previously mentioned for his unique style of programming had difficulty in programming his PIC so he removed all the corrections such as
STATUS equ 3
that I'd suggested.
So he's now back where he started with code that has no possibility of working.
My zero insertion force socket* for his breadboard was also spurned.
I don't know why I fecking bother.
Added to his body odour, it's a real joy.
*Makes it easy to insert the chip in the breadboard without damaging the pins. Feckwhit.Comment
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There we are; even the normal finish time of 16:15 on a Friday has gone by the board.
We're out of here at 16:35 though.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostMy esteemed customer, previously mentioned for his unique style of programming had difficulty in programming his PIC so he removed all the corrections such as
STATUS equ 3
that I'd suggested.
So he's now back where he started with code that has no possibility of working.
My zero insertion force socket* for his breadboard was also spurned.
I don't know why I fecking bother.
Added to his body odour, it's a real joy.
*Makes it easy to insert the chip in the breadboard without damaging the pins. Feckwhit."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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