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      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post


      Morning all.



      It's Wednesday.

      Again.

      And so it is, 2 days till the weekend.
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        Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
        I don't think that's allowed.



        Byeee



        Another joyous day to look forward to tomorrow.
        They'll never know , you can blame an esteemed customer
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          We seem to have lost someone else recently, FiveTimes has disappeared
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            Originally posted by norrahe View Post
            We seem to have lost someone else recently, FiveTimes has disappeared
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              did you bury him under the patio next to the allocated space for suity?
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                Originally posted by norrahe View Post
                did you bury him under the patio next to the allocated space for suity?
                Suity won't fit under my patio. He's a bit of a porker. Need another idea for him.
                What happens in General, stays in General.
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                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  Suity won't fit under my patio. He's a bit of a porker. Need another idea for him.
                  Compost heap?
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                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    Suity won't fit under my patio. He's a bit of a porker. Need another idea for him.

                    "Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
                    And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig tulip, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
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                      Originally posted by DaveB View Post

                      "Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
                      And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig tulip, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
                      You worry me DB
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