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    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
    I got committed into going to a chav wedding a few years back. At the reception, every few minutes someone would pop out the back of the Community Centre and a different person would come back in. I assumed it was people going outside for a smoke. Strange, 'cos we were smoking inside.

    After about an hour of this I wandered out for a butcher's and got an education. Three couples in knee-trembler formation with a couple of other people either waiting their turn or getting their breath back.

    "You wanna go luv?" called one of the tarts. "Ya up for it?"

    I made my apologies and left.

    I innocently thought "knee-trembler" was just a figure of speech - I had no idea ...


    Just like Fat Slags from Viz - didn't think that happened in real life!!!

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      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
      Well, at least that part of your journey wasn't any worse than usual.
      First time I've had problems on the tube since the summer.

      Good old Northern Line
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        Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
        Where I found that the train in front had stalled...
        'Ang on. Stalled? What, too much choke?

        They come out with some crap for excuses, they really do.
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          Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
          So, I walked 15 minutes down to the next tube station.

          Before getting through the gates, I asked the friendly TfL man if the tube was running OK, as it wasn't down the road (same line) and he told me it was, and the train would be in in a minute.
          ... and you believed him? You are having a bad day.
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            Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
            'Ang on. Stalled? What, too much choke?

            They come out with some carp for excuses, they really do.
            If I was anywhere near someone who worked there (who were strangely absent ), I would have asked how it stalls and why can't you restart it. However, I was in the middle of the crush by now.
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              I'd have been lost without Google Maps on my phone, though.
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                Originally posted by WindyAnna View Post
                I'll look back for that one then!
                Its worth a read.

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                    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                    "if you can get other transport, you really should"
                    TfL. Trouble for Late people.
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                      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                      PRC will be upset - you've stolen 24242 as well today.

                      He'd almost forgiven you, he said last night.
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