Originally posted by zeitghost
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You're VERY late for post 2k5 and VERY early for year 2k5.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points -
but the biggest shock was when I asked her to open up the plug (which she'd wired)How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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FFS don't the fecking teachers check these things!!How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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Coffee for me - back in a min!!Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Exposed wires, cable clamp not over outer insulationHow fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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So went and got my cable strippers and spent 20 minutes teaching her how to do it properlyHow fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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We were taught how to wire plugs (both old colour and the brand new fangled Euro-colour schemes) in General Science in the 1st year of secondary school (a few decades ago). Don't they do that any more?Originally posted by Troll View Postbut the biggest shock was when I asked her to open up the plug (which she'd wired)Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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yup!!Originally posted by zeitghostWot?
A MAINS plug?
How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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because she'd made a lampOriginally posted by zeitghostA proper job then.... why was she wiring up a mains plug?How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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Good choice of phrase!Originally posted by Troll View Postbut the biggest shock was when I asked her to open up the plug (which she'd wired)Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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