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My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostAs I recall, it used to be carboys of H2SO4 that were popular in the disposal business.
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostThere was a time, many moons ago, when the competition for a century was fierce and fiercely fought.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostI'm now thinking of cancelling my Sky subscription.
There's been bugger all to watch (that I wished to watch) since the week or so before Xmas.
So that's roughly £30 for nowt in return.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
Don't forget though, when using acid to dispose of the bodies, to pick out the gallstones.
Ooh, yucky job:Further investigation of the sludge at the workshop by the pathologist Keith Simpson revealed three human gallstonesMy all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostAs I recall, it used to be carboys of H2SO4 that were popular in the disposal business.
We make wine in them now.
But I don't think she dissolved any bodes. Using the H2SO4, that is, not the home-made wine.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostAs I recall, it used to be carboys of H2SO4 that were popular in the disposal business.
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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