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My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Gosh.Originally posted by zeitghost View PostAs I recall, it used to be carboys of H2SO4 that were popular in the disposal business.
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Gerroff, it's mine, MINE, MINE I tell you!Originally posted by zeitghost View PostThere was a time, many moons ago, when the competition for a century was fierce and fiercely fought.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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I cancelled my sports subscription last month. I think it finishes on the 14th feb. I might miss the sports, but £14 for the odd match was too much coupled with the price riseOriginally posted by zeitghost View PostI'm now thinking of cancelling my Sky subscription.
There's been bugger all to watch (that I wished to watch) since the week or so before Xmas.
So that's roughly £30 for nowt in return.Comment
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The comments are even better than the article.Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
Don't forget though, when using acid to dispose of the bodies, to pick out the gallstones.
Ooh, yucky job:Further investigation of the sludge at the workshop by the pathologist Keith Simpson revealed three human gallstonesMy all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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... some of which we inherited from Mrs RC's aunt who was a research chemist.Originally posted by zeitghost View PostAs I recall, it used to be carboys of H2SO4 that were popular in the disposal business.
We make wine in them now.
But I don't think she dissolved any bodes. Using the H2SO4, that is, not the home-made wine.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Oooo, you got the '000!Originally posted by zeitghost View PostAs I recall, it used to be carboys of H2SO4 that were popular in the disposal business.
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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