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    Originally posted by Bunk View Post


    You'll just have to try harder this week then.
    Damn right.

    Maybe a couple of ciggies left burning around the place.

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      The person with the elephants is back. They are being settled down in the flat upstairs with a cup of tea and a bun to watch daytime TV.

      Or whatever it is that elephants do all day.
      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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        Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
        Any idea how much Angie charges?
        No idea.

        Just after I finished typing that, the obvious response occurred to me.

        "Angie doesn't live here any more. Angie had a room on the second floor. Sorry Angie left no forwarding address that was known to me."

        Hey ho. Maybe next time.
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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          Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
          Damn right.

          Maybe a couple of ciggies left burning around the place.
          A couple of longish 3 phase cables with a high draw appliance on them left coiled up over the weekend?
          "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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            Originally posted by DaveB View Post
            A couple of longish 3 phase cables with a high draw appliance on them left coiled up over the weekend?
            That's almost as good as the candle in the tub of lard method.

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              Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
              That's almost as good as the candle in the tub of lard method.
              With the added advantage that they wouldn't look out of place should anyone come nosing around. (Unless they were already on fire by that point of course.)
              "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                With the added advantage that they wouldn't look out of place should anyone come nosing around. (Unless they were already on fire by that point of course.)
                Indeed.

                Might be difficult to explain the need for a lit candle in a tub of lard in the lab.

                Though I suppose "experiment" covers a variety of meanings

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                  Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                  Indeed.

                  Might be difficult to explain the need for a lit candle in a tub of lard in the lab.

                  Though I suppose "experiment" covers a variety of meanings
                  You were setting up for an experiment based on analysing the spectrum of light emitted by different sources and needed something to hold the candle in place. Simples.
                  "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                    You were setting up for an experiment based on analysing the spectrum of light emitted by different sources
                    Hence the paraffin lamp and butane lantern. With spare fuel for both.
                    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                      ... and the bloody great Fresnel lens on the windowsill.
                      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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