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    I'll have you know I'm a very gentlemanly lizard.

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      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
      I'll have you know I'm a very gentlemanly lizard.
      At the risk of being uncouth - you'll never get yer leg over.
      +50 Xeno Geek Points
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      As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

      Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

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        I think the lustee might be disappointed to find out she's become the ex-lustee and do something about it

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          Originally posted by Zippy View Post
          At the risk of being uncouth - you'll never get yer leg over.
          You're probably right.
          Originally posted by Bunk View Post
          I think the lustee might be disappointed to find out she's become the ex-lustee and do something about it
          Oooer.

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            Originally posted by Bunk View Post
            I think the lustee might be disappointed to find out she's become the ex-lustee and do something about it
            She'd better hurry up then while those bits of me still function.

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              On which happy note:



              Byeeee

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                almost hometime
                "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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                  Originally posted by Bunk View Post
                  I think the lustee might be disappointed to find out she's become the ex-lustee and do something about it
                  The shock would kill him, and if it didn't the exertion would probably finish him off.

                  "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                    She'd better hurry up then while those bits of me still function.
                    There's many a good tune etc. etc, ...
                    +50 Xeno Geek Points
                    Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                    As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                    Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                    CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                      I never laid a finger on her, honest.
                      Such a shame.

                      If only she knew how your love for her goes unrequited.

                      How you have described your yearning and your heartbreak.

                      It's all just so so sad.
                      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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