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    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    Bored Now.
    Build a GPS tracker for your pocket.
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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        Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
        Build a GPS tracker ...
        ... for your keys. A GPS tracker small enough to fit inside a key fob.

        Voila! A Plan B.
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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          Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
          Or build a remote controlled robot with a built-in camera to take up-the-skirt shots of students.
          Thought of that one.

          Great idea apart from one slight problemmette:

          No wimmin up here.

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            Then again, I've just had someone who's managed to blow up an LM35 temperature sensor.

            I'm still trying to figure out how she did it.

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              Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
              Thought of that one.

              Great idea apart from one slight problemmette:

              No wimmin up here.
              May I refer the GAL to my earlier post?

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                Originally posted by Bunk View Post
                May I refer the GAL to my earlier post?


                I wouldn't dare suggest such a thing.

                More than my job's worth mate.

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                  Originally posted by zeitghost View Post


                  I wouldn't dare suggest such a thing.

                  More than my job's worth mate.
                  That's ok, it was me that suggested it. You just have to carry it out

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                    Plus she wears trousers.

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                      Even more bored now.

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