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Originally posted by Zippy View Post5* - we have a pretty good selection of tools but you can get a long way with a flat blade knife, some WD-40 and a roll of Gaffer tape (and a hairdryer).
WD-40 for the stuff that doesn't move but should and gaffer tape for the stuff that does move but shouldn't."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by norrahe View PostYep, cheaper than your local garage for decent tyres and they come and do the tyres wherever you want.
Mr N has been using them for years.
I might have a look at etyres next time. A pound saved is a pound towards a new pair of shoes for the wifeComment
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Dammit,
The roadie reference reminded me of a poem/ode I read a long while back but now I can only remember the first verse. Anyone recognize it?
Here's one to the roadies,
Those squires to rock and roll knights,
Who measured miles in multicore,
And rigged a thousand lights."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostWD-40 for the stuff that doesn't move but should and gaffer tape for the stuff that does move but shouldn't.
Edit: and a hammer - for those who are not sure+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostIt's just been tipping it down here.
A wet Friday in Swansea.
It's enough to make you
<a-a-a-a-choo> <ouch!> <achy tummy muscles now>My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post<a-a-a-a-choo> <ouch!> <achy tummy muscles now>
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Last edited by DaveB; 7 January 2011, 15:23."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post<a-a-a-a-choo> <ouch!> <achy tummy muscles now>Comment
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostRC is there something you are trying to tell us ??
<cough> <cough> <whimper>My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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