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    And then, when Mrs RC got up at 6:00, I received a cuppa tea.

    The self-employed work funny hours. :swirly-eyes-smiley:
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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      The 3 demo-johns have been swirled again and <some basic ablutions> have occurred.
      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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        What shall I do today?
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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          Snow clearing?

          I swirled my demi johns on Friday but fear I might have spoilt the wine by putting in too much of the part A finings into them.

          I put the right amount of part B finings in but it might be too late to save them.

          Ho Hum.
          "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
          - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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            Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
            What shall I do today?
            Pray to the Gods that the snow effs off before my shopping is due to be delivered. Going to the supermarket in person puts me in a foul mood and makes me want to shout at the elderly.
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              Originally posted by cojak View Post
              Snow clearing?
              I don't intend to go anywhere!

              Originally posted by cojak View Post
              I swirled my demi johns on Friday but fear I might have spoilt the wine by putting in too much of the part A finings into them.
              If your Part A finings was just Kieselsol you should be fine. And if it was gelatine, that will just make the wine more smooth.

              Worry not.
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                Pray to the Gods that the snow effs off before my shopping is due to be delivered.
                These Gods that are responsible for supermarket home delivery - they're not really good Gods are they?

                I mean, what form do their religious rites take? Is it of the 'naked-drunken-orgies-in-the-sunshine' type of worship, or more of the 'give-us-all-your-material-wealth-in-exchange-for-a-
                vague-promise-of-the-wrong-vegetables-some-time-in-the-future' kind of societal mass-sacrifice?

                It's the latter, innit?

                We may as well be chucking our virgins off cliffs in the hope of a better harvest.
                My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                  They bring booze and curry paste, and that's good enough for me.
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                    Morning All
                    "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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                      Morning missus
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