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    #207651
    Good morning one and all.
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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      #207652
      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
      I think I can feel another clock design coming on.
      How about a portable one that includes a moon phase display and a GPS logger from which you can download its history.

      Then, if it turns out you are a werewolf, you'll be able to see your monthly night-time excursions around the beacons, prowling for innocent sheep to prey upon.

      Wouldn't it be re-assuring to know you are not a were-wolf?
      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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        #207653
        Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
        How about a portable one that includes a moon phase display and a GPS logger from which you can download its history.

        Then, if it turns out you are a werewolf, you'll be able to see your monthly night-time excursions around the beacons, prowling for innocent sheep to prey upon.

        Wouldn't it be re-assuring to know you are not a were-wolf?
        How did you get on yesterday RC ?

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          #207654
          Thank you everybody for the "Good luck with the interview" messages.

          It went well.

          Unfortunately the gig sounds as exciting as being Zeity's assistant.

          They want someone to run lots of little, random, non-descript projects. Nothing hands-on, just take requirements, give them to someone to do, make sure they've been done, rinse and repeat until death.

          I do hope they offer it to someone else to save me from having to turn it down.
          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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            #207655
            Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
            He's leaning on a spade (the shovel kind) now.
            Alert! Etymology violation!

            You're twisting my melon, man.
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              #207656
              Originally posted by Bunk View Post
              If that's what it's for, then surely it would be useful to show the rep a post has received, either positive or negative. At the moment people are repping users, not posts, and it's not helped by the fact that you don't seem to be able to rep two posts from the same user.
              That's how the rep system was designed to work.
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                #207657
                Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                Originally posted by norrahe View Post
                try sprout purée
                Is this less likely to make one fart for Britain?
                "One Fart for Britain"? That sounds like a super talent contest to run over the 12 days of Christmas.

                "And we have a winner!"
                My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                  #207658
                  Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                  Truly & utterly pissed off this morning.


                  My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                    #207659
                    Arghhh some muppet has hard coded the database names instead of using the config

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                      #207660
                      Early breaking News!

                      The chap in the wrecked house is taking delivery of a load of timber!

                      Can this mean that maintenance is imminent?

                      Are the walls really in danger of falling down?

                      We must be told!

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