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My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think. -
Originally posted by zeitghost View PostI think I can feel another clock design coming on.
Then, if it turns out you are a werewolf, you'll be able to see your monthly night-time excursions around the beacons, prowling for innocent sheep to prey upon.
Wouldn't it be re-assuring to know you are not a were-wolf?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostHow about a portable one that includes a moon phase display and a GPS logger from which you can download its history.
Then, if it turns out you are a werewolf, you'll be able to see your monthly night-time excursions around the beacons, prowling for innocent sheep to prey upon.
Wouldn't it be re-assuring to know you are not a were-wolf?Comment
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Thank you everybody for the "Good luck with the interview" messages.
It went well.
Unfortunately the gig sounds as exciting as being Zeity's assistant.
They want someone to run lots of little, random, non-descript projects. Nothing hands-on, just take requirements, give them to someone to do, make sure they've been done, rinse and repeat until death.
I do hope they offer it to someone else to save me from having to turn it down.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostHe's leaning on a spade (the shovel kind) now.
You're twisting my melon, man.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by Bunk View PostIf that's what it's for, then surely it would be useful to show the rep a post has received, either positive or negative. At the moment people are repping users, not posts, and it's not helped by the fact that you don't seem to be able to rep two posts from the same user.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Early breaking News!
The chap in the wrecked house is taking delivery of a load of timber!
Can this mean that maintenance is imminent?
Are the walls really in danger of falling down?
We must be told!Comment
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