Some pimps are just a waste of time, they seem to have juniors ringing up people on their behalf, who haven't a clue about the industries and then it turns out the CV they have is donkeys years old
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Originally posted by Bunk View PostYeah, that'll help but it won't cure it. A good hot (spicy) curry is also good, since you probably can't taste anything milder than a vindaloo at the moment.Comment
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Classiest line yet from a wannabe pimp
Me: where did you get my cv as you obviously have a very old one on your records
WP: it was in this pile of old cvs they gave me.
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Gosh.
It's difficult to realise I used to spend my days writing this software stuff.
I managed to leave an entire state out of my decode state machine.
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And I've also realised that my 5ms ticks were in fact 10ms ticks because of a curious structure from a previous POS that I wrote about 18 months ago.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostGosh.
It's difficult to realise I used to spend my days writing this software stuff.
I managed to leave an entire state out of my decode state machine.
"Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostBest of luck.
Stay away from assembler though.
A step up from support monkey in a quite nice niche area but not full blown coding (yet). I only want to be doing this for another 2 or so years."Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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