Originally posted by zeitghost
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Originally posted by zeitghost
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And there was me telling you to buy a soft-top Jag to impress her! Blimey. She wouldn't have kept you warm in the winter. (She didn't have an Adam's apple, did she?)A good pie-eating lass is best, I reckon. Warm, soft and cozy. Just what you need as the nights draw in. Someone to share your chips with when you're watching Top Gear together in bed.
Keep an eye out near Greggs of a lunchtime.






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