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[Gonzo]

Morning all

Morning.

[cojak]

Because they are selfish enough to have kids and feel they have to inflict them on those of us who were sensible not to have any.

Hence the reason we're going out for lunch tomorrow at a restaurant that doesn't allow kids which means certain family members won't be there with their irritating brood to spoil it.

..and you can look innocent by inviting them anyway!

Result!

[cojak]

Just go back to your default mood then, you frumpy old git.

Being in a lovely part of the world containing some of the best maintained public toilet facilities just sin't enough for some people.

Typo - you may be a grump but you aren't a frump.

[Gonzo]

Hence the reason we're going out for lunch tomorrow at a restaurant that doesn't allow kids which means certain family members won't be there with their irritating brood to spoil it.

I have always worked on the principle that you should never live in the same city as the rest of your family.

I did so well for years but now I have totally ****ed up by moving to the same city as Mrs Gonzo's family.

[cojak]

And does thhat principle still hold good?

[Gonzo]

Typo - you may be a grump but you aren't a frump.

Thanks. I think that is the nicest thing anyone has said to me in a long time.

[Gonzo]

And does thhat principle still hold good?

How can I put this, I am not enjoying not being able to pick and choose when to have contact.

[Gonzo]

How can I put this, I am not enjoying not being able to pick and choose when to have contact.

OK, that translates as most of the time I wish they would **** off.

[Gonzo]

It will only take one more push and I will get there.

That is not going to be tonight though.

Goodnight.

[norrahe]

I have always worked on the principle that you should never live in the same city as the rest of your family.

I did so well for years but now I have totally ****ed up by moving to the same city as Mrs Gonzo's family.

That's why most of my family are in another country, bonus.

Mr N's family live over here but there's not as much pressure to bother with them. We tend to avoid the irritating brood and visit when they're not around.