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    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    I think he crawled in through the cat flap.
    Aah. Like a rat.
    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
      Aah. Like a rat.
      No, Troll
      "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

      Norrahe's blog

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        byeeee



        My dad may be coming out of 'orspital tonight.

        Maybe.

        Ish.

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          Morning.



          Father out of 'orspital.

          Thank Crunchie for that.

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            Originally posted by zeitghost View Post


            Morning.



            Father out of 'orspital.

            Thank Crunchie for that.


            Morning all.

            Good new ZG!
            "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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              Indeed.

              It saves about an hour and three quarters.

              I may have time to watch the box & read something without falling asleep now.

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                On which happy note & in the absence of the lustee to perk me up a bit, it's time to continue writing my latest missive: "How to rite PIC software wot makes ewer project werk proper like".

                This is a somewhat desperate attempt to get something working in next year's projects from the esteemed customers.

                Talk about the triumph of hope over experience.

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                  Very good news about ZeitPater

                  Don't give up on the esteemed customers, Zeity. Didn't you say that a couple of them have been showing flashes of intelligence?
                  +50 Xeno Geek Points
                  Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                  As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                  Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                  CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                    Morning everyone

                    A bad start to the day this morning. I have a sore head and my spectacles are held together with elastoplast. See my morning train thread if you're curious to know what misfortune befell me this morning

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                      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                      Father out of 'orspital.

                      Thank Crunchie for that.



                      Good news.

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