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Aah. Like a rat.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
Morning.

Father out of 'orspital.
Thank Crunchie for that.

Morning all.
Good new ZG!
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Indeed.
It saves about an hour and three quarters.
I may have time to watch the box & read something without falling asleep now.
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On which happy note & in the absence of the lustee to perk me up a bit, it's time to continue writing my latest missive: "How to rite PIC software wot makes ewer project werk proper like".
This is a somewhat desperate attempt to get something working in next year's projects from the esteemed customers.
Talk about the triumph of hope over experience.
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Very good news about ZeitPater
Don't give up on the esteemed customers, Zeity. Didn't you say that a couple of them have been showing flashes of intelligence?+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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Morning everyone
A bad start to the day this morning. I have a sore head and my spectacles are held together with elastoplast. See my morning train thread if you're curious to know what misfortune befell me this morningComment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostFather out of 'orspital.
Thank Crunchie for that.


Good news.Comment
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