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Looks like I won't.Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostI might have a slice of cake around 10.30
I've got a technical team meeting 10-11Comment
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Grab a cake quick and take it with you. I never like to go to a meeting unprepared without a snack in case it drags on.Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostLooks like I won't.
I've got a technical team meeting 10-11Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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...for more than 5 minutes.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostI never like to go to a meeting unprepared without a snack in case it drags on...Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Rats.
The scrap man cometh today.
I'd have worn a different (and less decent) shirt if I'd known.
<sweat sweat sweat>Comment
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostMarmite is(was) made from beer...
dead fungus.
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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There better be sarnies at my lunchtime meeting todayOriginally posted by voodooflux View Post...for more than 5 minutes.
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Yeast is a single cell fungus.Originally posted by ChurchillMarmite is made from brewer's yeast that's been used to ferment sugars into alcohol.
Once it's been used to brew beer it's dead. The alchohol kills it."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Yup.Originally posted by DaveB View PostYeast is a single cell fungus.
Once it's been used to brew beer it's dead. The alchohol kills it.Comment
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Feck.Originally posted by zeitghost View PostRats.
The scrap man cometh today.
I'd have worn a different (and less decent) shirt if I'd known.
<sweat sweat sweat>
I timed that wrong.
Got back down there just as the lorry was being loaded.
Ho hum.
And I solved the problem of the heavy stuff up on the 6' 6" shelf by climbing up & tipping the fecking thing onto the floor.
Most gratifying crunch.
Just what I needed after 8 weeks of torture.Comment
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