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[FiveTimes]

morning all

[FiveTimes]

I see the mighty reds have been put up for sale - about time those two ******* left the once great club

[norrahe]

Buenas Dias mes amigos

[zeitghost]

Hasta la vista, Baby.

[zeitghost]

3 hours to go.

[norrahe]

Just got back from the vets, NorPuss I came in covered in blood, turns out he'd been bitten by another cat.

Once they'd cleaned him up you can see it's only a tiny puncture wound.

Now I need to go and clean myself, Mr Norr and the kitchen floor as we're covered in it too from trying to clean him up prior to the vets.

[zeitghost]

Poor old Norpuss I.

My late & much lamented* came back one evening covered in orange mud (the canal was bright orange due to mine runoff at the time).

Proceeded to towel her dry & clean & then discovered that she'd been bitten.

Took her to the vets next day & they said she'd been bitten on one side by a cat.

However, she'd been bitten by something a good deal bigger & they'd missed the 2nd set of punctures the other side of her spine.

So after a bit, some lovely abscesses formed.

Great fun. More money for the vet.


*I was busy lamenting on the walk in this morning. Fortunately no one saw me.

[zeitghost]

Back to the slough of despond, I suppose.

[cojak]

Poor old Norpuss I.

My late & much lamented* came back one evening covered in orange mud (the canal was bright orange due to mine runoff at the time).

Proceeded to towel her dry & clean & then discovered that she'd been bitten.

Took her to the vets next day & they said she'd been bitten on one side by a cat.

However, she'd been bitten by something a good deal bigger & they'd missed the 2nd set of punctures the other side of her spine.

So after a bit, some lovely abscesses formed.

Great fun. More money for the vet.


*I was busy lamenting on the walk in this morning. Fortunately no one saw me.

Oh sorry to hear that Norr...

[Zippy]

They are brilliant at looking sorry for themselves. When ZipMog02 had his altercation the hunching and pathetic looks were sheer class - almost as good as mine when I got the bill (insured, luckily).

Sorry to hear you are still missing the Zeitmog, Zeity