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    In half an hour, the 1st year muppets will be in here.

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      On my trudge home last evening I was approached by a chugger in Neath.

      "Can I stop you for a moment" says he.

      "No. I've had enough of muppets today" quoth I.

      "I'm not a muppet" comes the stern repost.

      Then I chopped his legs off.

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        Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
        On my trudge home last evening I was approached by a chugger in Neath.

        "Can I stop you for a moment" says he.

        "No. I've had enough of muppets today" quoth I.

        "I'm not a muppet" comes the stern repost.

        Then I chopped his legs off.

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          Afternoon!

          I can't believe how many potential contracts I've got circling me, with no forecast of a collision in the near future.

          I'm feeling like a small planet at the moment...

          "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
          - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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            Originally posted by cojak View Post
            Afternoon!

            I can't believe how many potential contracts I've got circling me, with no forecast of a collision in the near future.

            I'm feeling like a small planet at the moment...

            Afternoon

            That's good
            +50 Xeno Geek Points
            Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
            As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

            Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

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              Originally posted by Zippy View Post
              Afternoon

              That's good
              It is if one lands..
              "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
              - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                Today's epic struggle has been the programming of the PIC.

                Wot you have to do:
                1. read a switch (preferably using a digital input);
                2. read two variable voltages (preferably using the analogue to digital converter wot's built in).
                3. light a led when the switch is pressed
                4. light another led when the voltage on analogue input 1 exceeds a given level
                5. light a third led when the voltage on analogue input 2 exceeds a given level


                So far, after about 4 or 5 hours, we've managed to read the switch. Sort of. And light a (but not necessarily the correct) led
                Last edited by zeitghost; 11 March 2010, 15:54.

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                  Byeeee

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                    Morning!

                    "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                    - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                      Originally posted by cojak View Post
                      Afternoon!

                      I can't believe how many potential contracts I've got circling me, with no forecast of a collision in the near future.

                      I'm feeling like a small planet at the moment...

                      you just need to bag one of them and happy days smokin

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