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On my trudge home last evening I was approached by a chugger in Neath.
"Can I stop you for a moment" says he.
"No. I've had enough of muppets today" quoth I.
"I'm not a muppet" comes the stern repost.
Then I chopped his legs off.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostOn my trudge home last evening I was approached by a chugger in Neath.
"Can I stop you for a moment" says he.
"No. I've had enough of muppets today" quoth I.
"I'm not a muppet" comes the stern repost.
Then I chopped his legs off.Comment
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Afternoon!
I can't believe how many potential contracts I've got circling me, with no forecast of a collision in the near future.
I'm feeling like a small planet at the moment...
"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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Originally posted by cojak View PostAfternoon!
I can't believe how many potential contracts I've got circling me, with no forecast of a collision in the near future.
I'm feeling like a small planet at the moment...
That's good+50 Xeno Geek Points
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As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostAfternoon
That's good"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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Today's epic struggle has been the programming of the PIC.
Wot you have to do:
- read a switch (preferably using a digital input);
- read two variable voltages (preferably using the analogue to digital converter wot's built in).
- light a led when the switch is pressed
- light another led when the voltage on analogue input 1 exceeds a given level
- light a third led when the voltage on analogue input 2 exceeds a given level
So far, after about 4 or 5 hours, we've managed to read the switch. Sort of. And light a (but not necessarily the correct) ledLast edited by zeitghost; 11 March 2010, 15:54.Comment
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Morning!
"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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Originally posted by cojak View PostAfternoon!
I can't believe how many potential contracts I've got circling me, with no forecast of a collision in the near future.
I'm feeling like a small planet at the moment...
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