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She hits me on the nose with it when I get too frisky...Originally posted by voodooflux View PostAnd what exactly do you two get up to with the rolled up newspaper, eh? Wait...forget I asked!
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I bet that bloody hurts with the Sunday Times - those supplements have some weight behind them!Originally posted by Churchill View PostShe hits me on the nose with it when I get too frisky...
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Nope - consulting all over the UK.Originally posted by norrahe View PostPoor thing, was in a lot of pain and making a lot of noise. The neighbours have stuck bird feeders right by the fence, you think they would have moved them, as it's easy pickings for our 3.
I'm assuming the role is local?
That will be a doddle for you.I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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I'm assuming the term 'nose' is not a euphemismOriginally posted by Churchill View PostShe hits me on the nose with it when I get too frisky...
I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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Erm, nopeOriginally posted by Pogle View PostI'm assuming the term 'nose' is not a euphemism
. Please, don't give her any ideas!
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Hmm I bet you wouldn't complain if she swapped the newspaper with a feather duster eh?Originally posted by Churchill View PostErm, nope
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WOOOHOOOOriginally posted by Bunk View PostFlipping heck, I got that gig I had phone interviews for last week
well done sir
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Originally posted by Bunk View PostFlipping heck, I got that gig I had phone interviews for last week

That's what we like to hear! Nice one Bunk
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