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[DaveB]

Mrs Doyle : Will you have a scone Father?
Ted : Oh no, I won't thank you Mrs Doyle.
MD : Ah go on. They've got cocaine in them!
Ted : Cocaine! Mrs Doyle!
MD : Ah no sorry, not cocaine. I meant currants.

[Churchill]

Ted: I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do. Whereas priests...
...More drink!

[Churchill]

Dougal: What's going on?
Priest: I think Ted has a plan
Dougal: No. I mean in general.

[Churchill]

Dougal: (trying to pray) Hail Mary who art in heaven.......
Ted: Hallowed.
Dougal: Oh yeah. Hallowed Be....
Ted: Thy Name...
Dougal: Papa Don't Preach........
Ted: Dougal, you know you can praise the lord with sleep.
Dougal: Really Ted? You can praise him in lots of ways, like that time you said that I could praise him just by leaving the room.
Ted: Yes, that was a good one !

[Bunk]

Mrs Doyle : Will you have a scone Father?
Ted : Oh no, I won't thank you Mrs Doyle.
MD : Ah go on. They've got cocaine in them!
Ted : Cocaine! Mrs Doyle!
MD : Ah no sorry, not cocaine. I meant currants.

That's a good one.

[DaveB]

Mrs Doyle : *Falls off the window sill*.

[Churchill]

Mrs Doyle: Now come on Father, what would you say to a nice cup of tea?
Jack: FECK OFF CUP!!!!!!

[voodooflux]

Mrs Doyle : *Falls off the window sill*.

That scene is genius

[Churchill]

Mrs Doyle: Oh - by the way, Bishop Brennan, your car's parked outside.
Bishop Brennan: I know. I parked it there myself.
Mrs Doyle: Well, if you're looking for the windscreen wipers they're in the kitchen.
The bishop looks puzzled and worried.
Mrs Doyle: I thought they needed a little wash. The only trouble is... I broke the side window as I was snapping them off.
Bishop Brennan: Leave my car alone and don't touch it again!
Mrs Doyle: Right you are Bishop. Oh! Just one thing - is your car petrol or diesel?
Bishop Brennan: Leave it alone Mrs Doyle!
Mrs Doyle: (laughing) Oh no, Your Grace, this is just curiosity. Is it petrol or...?
Bishop Brennan: It's diesel, it's diesel!
Mrs Doyle: Oh right. So it'd do a terrible amount of damage if I was to put petrol in it?
Bishop Brennan: Yes. It would completely ruin the car's engine.
Mrs Doyle: Oooh! Well! (hysterical laughter) I certainly won't be doing that then! (turns to leave with a look of horror and guilt on her face)

[DaveB]

MD : (whilst Ted is trying to eat a sausage) Oh it's a filthy, dirty business, sex. Can you imagine, Father. Your husband standing over you with his lad in his hand, wanting you to degrade yourself. I want you to get a good clear picture.