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Old chap I worked with a few years back had a car accident and hurt his neck. Doctor put him on some proper pain medication ( Codine ). After taking them for a day his comment was "Bloody hell, I never realised how many bits of me hurt untill I started taking these!"Originally posted by zeitghost View PostI've gone cold turkey on the ibuprofen.
Oh me back.
Oh me knees.
Oh me numb patch on me leg.
Oh me teeth.
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Great.
Meeting with ALL the IT bods this Friday. That means I may have to wear a suit. And work when I should, by rights, be having an extended offsite meeting imbibing in the local establishment,
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Nevermind luvvie - once they see what a star you are, they'll take you out for champagne!!Originally posted by realityhack View PostGreat.
Meeting with ALL the IT bods this Friday. That means I may have to wear a suit. And work when I should, by rights, be having an extended offsite meeting imbibing in the local establishment,
Wibble.
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<bollox>Yes, yes that's right, they probably will.</bollox>Originally posted by cailin maith View PostNevermind luvvie - once they see what a star you are, they'll take you out for champagne!!
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Originally posted by realityhack View Post<bollox>Yes, yes that's right, they probably will.</bollox>
I was trying to motivate you.
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Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
I was trying to motivate you.
Cheers hun.
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Wearing a suit for money is acceptable. Cutting into your valuable drinking time isn't. Sort 'em out RHOriginally posted by realityhack View PostGreat.
Meeting with ALL the IT bods this Friday. That means I may have to wear a suit. And work when I should, by rights, be having an extended offsite meeting imbibing in the local establishment,
Wibble.
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I'll pm you the answer to your tangent question, I don't want the whole world knowing my secrets... my technical knowledge is expensiveOriginally posted by realityhack View Post
Cheers hun.
<tangent> Why oh why is it so damn difficult to find good dashboard designs and implementations online? All the ones I see - even on sites specifically dealing with the subject - are @rse. </tangent>
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