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Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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"Show me the biscuits!"Originally posted by cailin maith View Post"You want pretty pictures eh? Mr Head of IT?!! Well... I want something in return!"Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by realityhack View PostIt doesn't really work that way.
He probably calls his staff 'minions', and can strip paint from walls with a single glance.
In that case... you better do what he asks so you can get it over with, pretty quick!
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Pali before I'm openly slaughtered, anyone?
Gah. CM! You could have given me that at least! <sob>Comment
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Thats exactly waht I was aiming for!!!Originally posted by voodooflux View Post"Show me the biscuits!"
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Sorry pumpkin - I nicked your Pali but it was unintentionalOriginally posted by realityhack View PostPali before I'm openly slaughtered, anyone?
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Head of - Shmed of. He's probably a big softie, and dresses up as a squirrel on weekends.
If I'm not back in 15 mins, it either went very well, or I'm being chopped up into little bits and fed to the hounds.
Cover me - I'm going in.Comment
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Sorry luvvieOriginally posted by realityhack View PostPali before I'm openly slaughtered, anyone?
Gah. CM! You could have given me that at least! <sob>
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010Comment
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