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Originally posted by cojak View PostMorning!
Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostWhere are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostWhere's the TPD Time Machine™ got to? Is it being serviced?
NF, about your Super Monkey Machine.
You didn't by any chance take the TPD Time Machine™ off into the future and convert it into the Super Money Machine, then come back and use it as your own personal runaround, did you? Once TPD was retired?Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostGrabs a passing muon and ... whhooooosssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
If, when you get off, you give it some backspin at right-angles to the plane of motion on the time axis, it can't use intertia to move to the next quantum time instance and instead bounces between the two.
You can then come back later, clamber back on, give a little twirl to counter the back spin and whhooooosssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! you're off time travelling again.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostWe had stuffed pasta with fresh (well, defrosted, but it was garden fresh when it was frozen) corn on the cob.
Still hungryOriginally posted by TheFaQQer View Postmight have to get some more pork scratchings.
Veggie is all well and good in theory. But it ignores the essential ingredient: an animal dying We are predators: we need those little bits of animal spirit that remain in bacon and chops and trotter jelly and meat pies to sustain us spiritually. Otherwise one withers away and ends up looking like a skinny girl.
And that cannot be natural, can it?Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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This thread now has a one star rating. I wonder if AtW's bitter his alternative thread still has zero posts in itǝןqqıʍComment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostVeggie is all well and good in theory. But it ignores the essential ingredient: an animal dying We are predators: we need those little bits of animal spirit that remain in bacon and chops and trotter jelly and meat pies to sustain us spiritually. Otherwise one withers away and ends up looking like a skinny girl.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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