test please delete

[BrowneIssue]

afternoon all

[voodooflux]

Oh dear.

They had an offer on Airfix models

[voodooflux]

They had an offer on Airfix models

And I had to pick up a couple of Nerf guns.

[BrowneIssue]

Too many DB connections, the DB server is struggling with TPD. Night is drawing in on the thread I am afraid. The executioner is donning his hood. The congregation will be asked to deliver the last rites...

From the 'good old open source' thread, specifically in General.

Hmm.

Performance analysis was one of my specialist areas. And IMHO, the conclusion above is completely random.

[voodooflux]

And I had to pick up a couple of Nerf guns.

And some spare ammo.

[BrowneIssue]

Deleting TPD comes across as "we need to be seen to do something, so we'll do any old thing".

[BrowneIssue]

"Too many db connections" is a symptom, not a problem. By working out why that is happening, a variety of solutions will be discovered, most of which will warrant implementation.

[BrowneIssue]

A database is a living, evolving thing. It changes shape with time. It moves. Some bits get old and stagnant, young fresh growth occurs in unexpected places, often all over the place.

It needs pruning, repotting, spraying and lots of TLC.

Hacking off 20% of the trunk will not make it produces better apples.

[voodooflux]

[BrowneIssue]

You wil be deleted. You will be deleted...

Newbies, eh?



You'll be back, Ruse, one day. You'll find yourself telling us all about your lunch and before you know it you will be one of us.

Nobody leaves TPD without coming back, eventually.

Nobody.