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I was chatting to my blind mate down the pub last night. One of the barmaids came by and cried "Andy! Long time, no see!"
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Oh dear.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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That kind of thing is inevitable really - just a few minutes before that I'd asked him if he'd seen some programme on the telly (he had)Originally posted by Zippy View PostOh dear.
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£4 - a new personal best for least amount spent in one visit I think.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostI believe a new Games Workshop has opened there recently too, so I may have to pop in and say hello. Whilst not spending any money.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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We have a copy in the office. And one at home well out of reach of the kids...Originally posted by Zippy View PostI have a copy of this esteemed publication.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Four quid! Well done VFOriginally posted by voodooflux View Post£4 - a new personal best for least amount spent in one visit I think.
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