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    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
    Was that plagiarism or a breach of copyright?
    Both.

    HTH

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      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
      Contemperaneousity is a standard feature capability of the TPD Time Machine™.

      It said so in the glossy.

      I think that's why we keep being surprised at how often it needs servicing. And cleaning.
      OK, whose toenail clippings are those in the ashtray, eh?

      And what's with the footprints on the inside of the windscreen? You're not fooling anyone, whoever you are; both sets are from the same feet.
      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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        Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
        And where else could you buy some spanners at the same time?


        When last in there (at the weekend stocking up on 12 more litres of cloudy lemonade) Her Ladyship said: "Ooh, look. Allen keys. You said you needed some, didn't you?"

        She cooks, too.
        Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

        Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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          Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
          I'll bet Lidl's bacon doesn't produce that white gunge in the frying pan that ordinary supermarket bacon does.
          Indeed it does not. Nor shrink to the size of a Frazzle.
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            morning all

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              window fitters are in today and tomorrow.

              They do love a cup of tea

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                Forgot to mention, Muse were freakin' awesome last night

                They add a much harder, rockier tone to their live performance over their recorded material.
                Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                  Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                  Going to the dentist gives you toothache. That's what I reckon.

                  His poking and prodding has given me five hurts.
                  But they've stopped hurting now.

                  It's just a shame I have to wait a few weeks for the next appointment.
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                  Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                    The batteries had been nicked from the remote control - oddly, I've never encountered that in a hotel room before,
                    Really???
                    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                      Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                      I hope AtW turns up - I've upset him again.
                      I doubt that is possible. I tried quite hard and failed.
                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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