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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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This stuff is not rocket science.

In fact, even rocket science isn't rocket science any more.
Though NASA may find there's more to it later on today.Comment
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for a night shift at tesco (festive staff) - my nephew is non food manager and thought every little might helpOriginally posted by FiveTimes View Postand I've just been sounded out about a job....Comment
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I take the collective light and hope for our nations future are not performing to expectations in the lab then? Or possibly they areOriginally posted by zeitghost View PostThis stuff is not rocket science.

In fact, even rocket science isn't rocket science any more.
Though NASA may find there's more to it later on today.
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Oddly the 2nd lot (HND) were more switched on than the 1st lot (degree).Originally posted by DaveB View PostI take the collective light and hope for our nations future are not performing to expectations in the lab then? Or possibly they are
Maybe because they got an extra 2 hours in bed.Comment
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And to add to my joy, the frequency counter on one of the Metrix 4-in-1 instruments appears to have died.
Which is unfortunate coz there isn't a service manual for the damn thing.
Ho frigging hum.Comment
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