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    and it seems, the one after that too.

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      i could go and change it i suppose...







      nah.

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        Hello.

        Quiet tonight.

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          Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
          You'd can now send off for your A* pass in GCSE IT.
          I must pop down to the office where they do the GCSEs tomorrow and demand it

          Oh no... I hope I haven't revealed any details of where I'm gigging; that's strictly forbidden by ClientOrg's Security Policy - the same Policy that says staff aren't allowed to use their own "computing apparatus" on site, despite the fact that the average staff member's mobile phone is a more powerful "computing apparatus" than the average desktop machine at the time the Policy was written

          That notice saying that cameras must be handed in at reception doesn't seem to be working either - presumably because the phones they issue to the permies would then become useless as phones, although they would continue to be dodgy cameras in a box at reception, many of them ringing now and again as people tried to contact the permies on official business

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            Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post


            A newbie?
            Posts: 16

            To TPD perhaps, but not post-shifting.

            Hi javacoder

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              Originally posted by DS23 View Post
              and she goes to work at 9am the following day.
              I'd turn up late.

              "Fsck you, do you know who I am? I've been on the telly, I won a prize and everything - give me any grief and I'm going to Murdoch's rags!" etc. etc.

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                Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                exercise tyre
                flea comb, backscratcher and automated poo-flinging device

                HTH



                I don't care what Lenny Henry says on those adverts - in a Premier Inn, you have to fling your own poo

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                  Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                  i seem to have stretched the page a tad
                  Yup, you've discovered a way of breaking the anti-page-stretching device

                  Slashdot has had to constantly revise its algorithm for this over the last ten or twelve years. CUK hasn't caught up with advances in anti-page-stretching techniques yet, it seems

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                    Looks like all of today's email is either spam that crept past the spam filter, mailing list stuff that didn't get to the right folder because somebody's broken mailer got the headers wrong and my filters couldn't route it correctly, or a link I sent to myself from ClientOrg.

                    Still, in a little while it will scroll off the screen and I won't see any of it again - not even the link to something I actually wanted to read

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                      Liverpool Crosby: Light drizzle and rain

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