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Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostiPhone SDK Agreement
Internal Use Only; No Redistribution
- You download and use this software entirely at your own risk.
- This product described as "God's Gift to Thinginess" is in no way guarenteed to provide Thinginess.
- That we charged you £650 is in no way related to any need for us to provide you with anything useful.
- This software may or may not do good or bad things.
- By looking at this software you agree to indemnify us, our family, our friends, our shareholders, our shareholders' acquaintances and everyone in Alpha Centauri unto the seventh generation from viruses, lightning, power cuts, Acts of God or hives.
- Anything you use this software in, on or for will henceforth belong to us.
- If you actually do manage to produce any Thinginess with this produce, any such Thinginess will belong to us and you will need a supplementary licence for any individual item of Thinginess you may produce.
- If you do not agree to this agreement then return it intact including the cellophane on the box and the sealed envelope that contained the CD that had this EULA as a .PDF in a 4th level deep sub-directory within 24 hours of us producing it.
- In fact, why don't you just FOAD while we bathe in champagne and see if we can accumulate more dollars than there are bugs in our software.
- This EULA is covered by the laws of California specifically because they are so one-sided toward software houses.
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostOw.
Just above your thumbnail and below the first join is a thin piece of skin.
I scolded it with steam at 200°C
I recommend you do not do the same.
It smarts.Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostMrs BP is an amazing chef. Her Yorkshire puddings are something to behold and taste!Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostLots of car crashes on the telly
The World's Most Amazing Videos?
The Saint?
World Rally Championship?Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostTop Gear?
The World's Most Amazing Videos?
The Saint?
World Rally Championship?
Leaving the pit with the fuel hose still attached and setting fire to a passing Ferrari is always good for a laughComment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostOnce I have seen the startt of the grand prix I will bath the baby.Comment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostOw.
Just above your thumbnail and below the first joint is a thin piece of skin.
I scolded it with steam at 200°C
I recommend you do not do the same.
It smarts.
get well soonComment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostLots of car crashes on the tellyComment
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