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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostThere's a dead squirrel lying in the gutter outside the pub
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Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
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Originally posted by Drewster View Post[Drewster looks round nervously..... can't see Churchy]
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostThat's good newsComment
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Chilly out there tonight
When I was parking my car earlier on, I was cursing the incompetent fsckwit in the next space: driven in bonnet-first (usually the mark of somebody who doesn't know how to reverse), the back of the car on the line, the front hanging over the line into the space I was trying to occupy
I even took the car forward and re-reversed so they had at least a fighting chance of opening the driver's door, whilst making sure not to punish the person on the other side too much (although they were almost as bad - right up against the line on their passenger side).
I just saw the dimwit responsible for this atrocious parking carefully slidling (a neologism of mine inspired by the moment) into his car without opening the door too far.
It was the manager of the hotel
The door of my car that he was carefully avoiding touching is the one somebody reversed a van into a while back, so it's the only panel on the car that wouldn't be made any worse by a new dent: I assume he was more worried about hurting his car than mineComment
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