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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    Just had my Mum on the phone: it transpires that one of the polyps she had removed recently was pre-cancerous, and if they hadn't done the op it would have been too late in 12 - 18 months

    However, they did do the op so, leaving aside her various other ailments, she'll be fine
    That's good news
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      Bazza gets caught
      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

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        Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
        There's a dead squirrel lying in the gutter outside the pub

        Don't tell AtW...
        It's still there

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          Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
          [Drewster looks round nervously..... can't see Churchy]



          [/Drewster looks round nervously..... can't see Churchy]


          [Drewster looks round nervously..... spots Churchy]

          Hello CM and Churchy!!!

          [/Drewster looks round nervously..... spots Churchy]

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            Originally posted by Drewster View Post
            [Drewster looks round nervously..... can't see Churchy]



            [/Drewster looks round nervously..... can't see Churchy]


            [Drewster looks round nervously..... spots Churchy]

            Hello CM and Churchy!!!

            [/Drewster looks round nervously..... spots Churchy]
            Hey Drewster!

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              Originally posted by Churchill View Post
              Hey Drewster!


              Run Drewster, he's spotted you!

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                Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                That's good news
                Cheers Zipedidoohdah - we're all pretty pleased, as you can imagine

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                  Chilly out there tonight

                  When I was parking my car earlier on, I was cursing the incompetent fsckwit in the next space: driven in bonnet-first (usually the mark of somebody who doesn't know how to reverse), the back of the car on the line, the front hanging over the line into the space I was trying to occupy

                  I even took the car forward and re-reversed so they had at least a fighting chance of opening the driver's door, whilst making sure not to punish the person on the other side too much (although they were almost as bad - right up against the line on their passenger side).

                  I just saw the dimwit responsible for this atrocious parking carefully slidling (a neologism of mine inspired by the moment) into his car without opening the door too far.

                  It was the manager of the hotel

                  The door of my car that he was carefully avoiding touching is the one somebody reversed a van into a while back, so it's the only panel on the car that wouldn't be made any worse by a new dent: I assume he was more worried about hurting his car than mine

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                    Evening Nick!

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                      Moonring all
                      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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