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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    WTF? 12Gb if videos on programming the device you will watch it on?
    It seems appropriate

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      Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
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      To: ferret
      From: RichardCranium pp The TPD Crew
      Date: 28 Sep 2009 BST
      Subject: TPD Time Machine service request
      
      Ferret old chap,
      
      Any chance of being able to get the TPD Time Machine in for a service any
      time soon?  It's running really slowly.  It needs a valet too; send voodooflux
      the bill for that.  Also, the pink champagne 'fridge is not set cool enough.
      And the cigar ashtray is very nearly full.
      
      If you could see to it ASAP, that'd be good.
      
      Cheers.
      
      RC

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        Originally posted by voodooflux View Post


        Just reading the match report from the West Brom game today - sounds like we were well below par, and missing some key players.
        Most of them are at Craven Cottage now

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          Originally posted by DS23 View Post
          it is about time someone other than the top boys won. how long is it since either man united, chelsea or arsenal won? who was it? leeds a generation ago?
          Blackburn were the last non-big-four team back in the mid 90's. They were the Chelsea (or Man City now) of the day, with a multi-millionaire owner who bought them Alan Shearer and Chris Sutton.

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            Originally posted by DS23 View Post
            van persie with a great touch and finish

            ful 0 - 1 ars

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              Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
              Well it didn't take him long to annoy people. What a talent.
              ****

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                Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                Whirr, whirr, whirr, <clunk!>

                <Bang!> <chugga-chugga-chugga-screeeeeeechhh>



                <Ka-dunk!>

                <Bang!>

                Blimey! What a crap ride.

                That TPD Time Machine is knackered!


                That might have been me. I was reading Faqqer's epic journey home the other day.

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                  Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                  Code:
                  To: ferret
                  From: RichardCranium pp The TPD Crew
                  Date: 28 Sep 2009 BST
                  Subject: TPD Time Machine service request
                  
                  Ferret old chap,
                  
                  Any chance of being able to get the TPD Time Machine in for a service any
                  time soon?  It's running really slowly.  It needs a valet too; send voodooflux
                  the bill for that.  Also, the pink champagne 'fridge is not set cool enough.
                  And the cigar ashtray is very nearly full.
                  
                  If you could see to it ASAP, that'd be good.
                  
                  Cheers.
                  
                  RC

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                    Good moonring.

                    I liked that typo so I left it in.
                    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                      Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                      I can't do it on my own but
                      Poor. Very poor.

                      No dedication.
                      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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