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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostCode:To: ferret From: RichardCranium pp The TPD Crew Date: 28 Sep 2009 BST Subject: TPD Time Machine service request Ferret old chap, Any chance of being able to get the TPD Time Machine in for a service any time soon? It's running really slowly. It needs a valet too; send voodooflux the bill for that. Also, the pink champagne 'fridge is not set cool enough. And the cigar ashtray is very nearly full. If you could see to it ASAP, that'd be good. Cheers. RC
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Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
Just reading the match report from the West Brom game today - sounds like we were well below par, and missing some key players.Comment
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Originally posted by DS23 View Postit is about time someone other than the top boys won. how long is it since either man united, chelsea or arsenal won? who was it? leeds a generation ago?Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostWell it didn't take him long to annoy people. What a talent.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostWhirr, whirr, whirr, <clunk!>
<Bang!> <chugga-chugga-chugga-screeeeeeechhh>
<Ka-dunk!>
<Bang!>
Blimey! What a crap ride.
That TPD Time Machine is knackered!
That might have been me. I was reading Faqqer's epic journey home the other day.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostCode:To: ferret From: RichardCranium pp The TPD Crew Date: 28 Sep 2009 BST Subject: TPD Time Machine service request Ferret old chap, Any chance of being able to get the TPD Time Machine in for a service any time soon? It's running really slowly. It needs a valet too; send voodooflux the bill for that. Also, the pink champagne 'fridge is not set cool enough. And the cigar ashtray is very nearly full. If you could see to it ASAP, that'd be good. Cheers. RC
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Good moonring.
I liked that typo so I left it in.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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