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    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    Time for bed, said Zeity.

    flip off you ugly old lizard, said the Lustee.



    Byeeee Evening all, mind how you go.

    Nitey nite Zeity
    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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      'kin hell

      I can't believe the size of this thread!

      This may have already been covered, but I haven't got time to read it all

      Has anyone?

      Is it available in paperback?

      R

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        Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
        Who knows what might have happened if we'd kept all 11 players on the pitch.
        What happened? Did one of them cheat and get sent off?

        Probably not a "team player"

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          Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
          One can but hope that the 5 litre keg tastes a bit better than those Party 7 things used to, back when the world was younger.


          Was it Watneys Party 7? Anyway I remember them - huge cans of crap beer.

          Like wine boxes, but not so bourgeois, and not intended to last beyond one evening

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            The Arachnids, having been deprived of RC as their prey, have turned their attentions to me

            Their current plan is to dangle from the multitude of trees and bushes that line the road back from the pub. The wind (or light breeze) then extends the threads by which they dangle across the pavement at just the right height for them to wrap around my face as I walk along

            Amongst perhaps a dozen such encounters, there was the occasion when I had to tug three of them from my face all at the same time. Feeling an itching on my shrub-side ear a few moments later, I found that one was still wrapped almost all the way around my head

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              They're only spids. I used to live in Africa when i was a little kid. Bastards could kill you.
              Watneys Party 7s were jolly handy for standing on at gigs. Kept a couple of empty ones for years.
              +50 Xeno Geek Points
              Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
              As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

              Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

              CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                They're only spids. I used to live in Africa when i was a little kid. Bastards could kill you.
                That's hardly the point - such standards of comparison aren't important when your face is wrapped in so many cobwebs that you feel like an extra in a Hammer film

                Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                Watneys Party 7s were jolly handy for standing on at gigs. Kept a couple of empty ones for years.
                I thought that's what platform soles were for

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                  Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                  I thought that's what platform soles were for
                  Jeez - I'm not that old (or young).
                  +50 Xeno Geek Points
                  Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                  As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                  Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                  CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                    Jeez - I'm not that old (or young).
                    If you're old enough for Party 7s, you're old enough for platforms.

                    Just ask Zeity

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                      And so the Shipping Forecast draws to its conclusion - time for me to snoozle

                      Goodnight Zippy, and all other denizens, if any more there be

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