Originally posted by zeitghost
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'kin hell
I can't believe the size of this thread!
This may have already been covered, but I haven't got time to read it all
Has anyone?
Is it available in paperback?
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostWho knows what might have happened if we'd kept all 11 players on the pitch.
Probably not a "team player"Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostOne can but hope that the 5 litre keg tastes a bit better than those Party 7 things used to, back when the world was younger.
Was it Watneys Party 7? Anyway I remember them - huge cans of crap beer.
Like wine boxes, but not so bourgeois, and not intended to last beyond one eveningComment
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The Arachnids, having been deprived of RC as their prey, have turned their attentions to me
Their current plan is to dangle from the multitude of trees and bushes that line the road back from the pub. The wind (or light breeze) then extends the threads by which they dangle across the pavement at just the right height for them to wrap around my face as I walk along
Amongst perhaps a dozen such encounters, there was the occasion when I had to tug three of them from my face all at the same time. Feeling an itching on my shrub-side ear a few moments later, I found that one was still wrapped almost all the way around my headComment
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They're only spids. I used to live in Africa when i was a little kid. Bastards could kill you.
Watneys Party 7s were jolly handy for standing on at gigs. Kept a couple of empty ones for years.+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostThey're only spids. I used to live in Africa when i was a little kid. Bastards could kill you.
Originally posted by Zippy View PostWatneys Party 7s were jolly handy for standing on at gigs. Kept a couple of empty ones for years.Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostI thought that's what platform soles were for+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012Comment
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostJeez - I'm not that old (or young).
Just ask ZeityComment
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And so the Shipping Forecast draws to its conclusion - time for me to snoozle
Goodnight Zippy, and all other denizens, if any more there beComment
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