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[voodooflux]

Time for bed, said Zeity.

flip off you ugly old lizard, said the Lustee.



Byeeee Evening all, mind how you go.

Nitey nite Zeity

[Halcyon]

'kin hell

I can't believe the size of this thread!

This may have already been covered, but I haven't got time to read it all

Has anyone?

Is it available in paperback?

R

[NickFitz]

Who knows what might have happened if we'd kept all 11 players on the pitch.

What happened? Did one of them cheat and get sent off?

Probably not a "team player"

[NickFitz]

One can but hope that the 5 litre keg tastes a bit better than those Party 7 things used to, back when the world was younger.

Was it Watneys Party 7? Anyway I remember them - huge cans of crap beer.

Like wine boxes, but not so bourgeois, and not intended to last beyond one evening

[NickFitz]

The Arachnids, having been deprived of RC as their prey, have turned their attentions to me

Their current plan is to dangle from the multitude of trees and bushes that line the road back from the pub. The wind (or light breeze) then extends the threads by which they dangle across the pavement at just the right height for them to wrap around my face as I walk along

Amongst perhaps a dozen such encounters, there was the occasion when I had to tug three of them from my face all at the same time. Feeling an itching on my shrub-side ear a few moments later, I found that one was still wrapped almost all the way around my head

[Zippy]

They're only spids. I used to live in Africa when i was a little kid. Bastards could kill you.
Watneys Party 7s were jolly handy for standing on at gigs. Kept a couple of empty ones for years.

[NickFitz]

They're only spids. I used to live in Africa when i was a little kid. Bastards could kill you.

That's hardly the point - such standards of comparison aren't important when your face is wrapped in so many cobwebs that you feel like an extra in a Hammer film

Watneys Party 7s were jolly handy for standing on at gigs. Kept a couple of empty ones for years.

I thought that's what platform soles were for

[Zippy]

I thought that's what platform soles were for

Jeez - I'm not that old (or young).

[NickFitz]

Jeez - I'm not that old (or young).

If you're old enough for Party 7s, you're old enough for platforms.

Just ask Zeity

[NickFitz]

And so the Shipping Forecast draws to its conclusion - time for me to snoozle

Goodnight Zippy, and all other denizens, if any more there be