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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostBy all accounts she plays a "programmer"
"Come with me if you want to code" rather than "Come with me if you want to live" then.
I miss the Sarah Connor Chronicles.
It pisses me off that with John Connor stuck in the future, we'll now never know what happens next.
That last episode was quite surreal in its way.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostIt pisses me off that with John Connor stuck in the future, we'll now never know what happens next.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostI wouldn't know
Otherwise I'd be doing something other than posting nonsense on here on a lovely sunny afternoon.
Come to think of it, I did.
I walked all the way to Lidl & back again.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostAre you a primate? No. You're a Giant Alien Lizard.
Shouldn't you be bending forward at the hip and using your tail as a counterweight? Yes.
You've been too long on Earth, scaly-one.
This chamaeleon suit is getting a bit old...
Hurry up & develop that warp drive.
I've been stuck here for centuries already.
And it feels like millennia.Comment
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I wonder why they sent me two identical copies of New Scientist this week
I did notice in WHS that there were two different covers to the magazine this week.Comment
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Oh well, I'd better go & crimp some F connectors (spit) on that satellite cable I installed last Thursday regardless of the risk to life & limb.
The crimping tool I have doesn't quite fit the connectors I bought, but it does a good enough job.
They don't fall off but they're not exactly pretty.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostI'm always slightly alarmed when I pass one of these NTL cabinets which invariably appear to have the cover held on by string or ty-wrap or some other bodge.
Kids of today, eh? No idea how to do proper vandalism.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostYou need beer - nature's painkiller.
And it's full of B vitamins.
And energy.
And fluid. You need to keep your fluid intake up for your kidneys' sake.
It's also dilates blood vessels so it's good for my high blood pressure too.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostThat was what it said after it was turned off and on again
Had you been instructed to undertake that engineering activity by the properly trained and authorised officer of the VirginMedia telephone £1-a-minute helldesk? Or did you decide to interfere with the equipment yourself.
You should only do as the Helldesk tells you. Bob Shawadiwadi knows best.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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