The 3-way head toothbrush sounds interesting too ...
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Rice. Apparently rice is a vegetable. So ½ rice ½ chips is both low-calorie AND two of your 5-a-day. (Unless the chips were done in vegetable oil, which is a shame, but makes it three of the 5-a-day.)Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
you can't have vegetables with chips etc...
apart from the standard onion, cabbage that you get on the kebab and they don't countMy all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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I'll go out and get some milk (and perhaps some tinnies...)Originally posted by Zippy View PostRC - go to the pub. Get out of the house for a bit.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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I'm luxuriating in the peace & tranquillity.
That ends on Monday for 12 Weeks (or is it 13?).Comment
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My nearest pub has planning permission to be knocked down & 6 houses built on the site.
It was closed by environmental health.
i.e. The Rat Catchers...Comment
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Don't fight it.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostThe temptation to go to the nearest boozer is immense.
Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Will you be passing the pub?Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostI'll go out and get some milk (and perhaps some tinnies...)Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Does it have a vibrating bristle action?Originally posted by Zippy View PostThe 3-way head toothbrush sounds interesting too ...Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Where are you today VF? Why aren't you here to amuse me?Originally posted by voodooflux View PostWill you be passing the pub?Comment
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Originally posted by HeliCraig View PostWhere are you today VF? Why aren't you here to amuse me?
educate
Feel tulipe. Why are you still there - it's gone 1.00pm? Late in perchance?Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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