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Gig-seek or get dressed?
Breakfast or de-bench?
Drivel or Jobserve?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Breakfast and drivel, simultaneously. But don't drivel with your mouth full.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostGig-seek or get dressed?
Breakfast or de-bench?
Drivel or Jobserve?Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Good morning, GAL.Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
Morning all.

I'm attempting to give up my addiction to the ellipsis...
It won't work...My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Gosh.
Did lots & lots of things yesterday.
Cricked my neck before getting out of bed, which was a great start.
Bought 4 new ditchfinder cheapo tyres for the ZeitMobile.
Had my hair cut.
Bought some pearl barley for my dotty old mother.
Drilled n holes in the tin sheeting under the new felting on the ZeitGhost pater's shed roof & nailed said felt to the underlying timber of varying structural strength.
Cleaned most of the black tar adhesive stuff off the step ladder using white spirit.
Installed a new satellite feed from the dish in the boxroom (don't ask) to the tv in the "living room". Did this up a ladder tacking the CT100 to the bargeboard... it's really easy working up a ladder when you can't look upwards very easily.
The most exciting bit was sitting on the bathroom windowsill tacking the cable over the lean-to extension (it's got a fragile roof).
All I have to do now is two crimp connectors on the CT100 (F plugs, the invention of the devil or some demented Septic), and change the LNB for a quad lnb.
Simples.Comment
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I'm glad I don't have to install dishes & cables & stuff for a living.
Now into the TPD Time Machine to read the bits I didn't bother with last night.
I may be some time.
Though that's only relative of course.Comment
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Can you empty the ashtray while you're there, it's full of Maoam wrappers.Originally posted by zeitghost View PostINow into the TPD Time Machine to read the bits I didn't bother with last night.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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i had a shock thismorning - picked up my laptop bag and it felt very light. light of laptop.Comment
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