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    Where'd everyone go? Just pop in for the '00 or gone for a sausage roll to take to the bog?
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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      Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
      I've even seen people continue to eat a sarnie whilst peeing.
      You couldn't catch me doing that. It's not that I wouldn't, you just wouldn't catch me.

      Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
      Morning, vdf.
      Morning RC

      What's the latest news on your quest for a broadband connection?
      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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        Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
        Where'd everyone go? Just pop in for the '00 or gone for a sausage roll to take to the bog?
        Was just paying the window cleaner and waving the kids off to school.
        Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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          I don't like seeing people in motorway service stations having a pee while on the mobile phone but it seems to be becoming the norm. I try to make sure I get a loud comment in as they pass.

          "Oo, that smarts."
          "Oh, bollocks."
          "Dirty bastard."
          "Watch where you're pissing."
          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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            We have new neighbours a couple of doors away. I might go and welcome them by playing on DS1's drum kit.
            Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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              Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
              What's the latest news on your quest for a broadband connection?
              As of this morning, it's up!

              Currently running at 1.6Mb (paying for 8Mb and 5Mb was predicted).
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                Was just paying the window cleaner and waving the kids off to school.
                Your window cleaner takes the kids to school? That's a damn good service.
                My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                  Terry Wogan has an "Auction for things money can't buy" for a Barbra Streisand item of some sort.

                  One of the leading bidder is called ... Wilmslow!
                  My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                    Oi, Oi

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                      Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                      Your window cleaner takes the kids to school? That's a damn good service.
                      For what he charges he should.
                      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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