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    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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      It was such a good tulip that my tea went cold.
      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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        Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
        Unless Toolpusher and Zippy are bots?

        You know, when I was 20 years younger, I would have flooded this site with bots.

        What I don't know, is why I haven't done so now.
        Because someone else already has?

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          Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
          One of life's less well-documented pleasures is a good slow tulip with a good read in the morning.
          WHS + a good cup of coffee.
          Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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            Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
            It was such a good tulip that my tea went cold.
            Take the cuppa with you. Or is that uncouth?
            Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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              Although I have seen others do so, I have never taken my cup of tea with me to the crapper.
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                I got through a page of the Profanisaurus's new entries during that dump.
                We have a copy of the Magna Farta in the office for reference. Yesterday one of our Indian colleagues used the term "Hanky Panky" without fully understanding it's meaning, so we referred him to the relevant page...

                ...he won't be using that term again.
                Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                  Originally posted by Bunk View Post
                  Because someone else already has?
                  I think it was Spartacus.
                  Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                    I've even seen people continue to eat a sarnie whilst peeing.

                    Morning, vdf.
                    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                      Originally posted by Bunk View Post
                      Because someone else already has?
                      Probably.

                      Good morning, Bunk.
                      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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