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I sort of don't mind Boris the Spider. But he gets squashed.Originally posted by DS23 View Postexpect rc wouldn't like him. he sometimes sings about spiders.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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So all the taste, none of the guilt?Originally posted by DaveB View PostBelieve it or not, Baconnaise is suitable for vegetarians, especially all you pretend ones who secretly crave the unmistakable taste of shredded piggy flesh without the bacon guilt. It’s also kosher. How come? Well despite its incredibly realistic taste, it doesn’t actually contain any bacon. Amazing!
I'd probably use it a dipping sauce for bacon anyway.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Bacon flavoured foodstuffs - it's the future.Originally posted by FiveTimes View Postwe found out about baconaise on Thursday - it was on Galaxy 102.2 while drving to the airport, the kids loved the idea....Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Brace for drivel!Originally posted by DS23 View Postcentury ahoy!Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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except that is by the ox rather than the ex soft boy.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostI sort of don't mind Boris the Spider. But he gets squashed.Comment
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To not break anything. Anything beyond that is a bonus.Originally posted by DS23 View Postwhat are the plans for today?Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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I think I'm going to give up and do something constructive.
Shall I have a shower and get dressed?
Wash up?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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