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So did you post that from your iPhone while running after the bus?Originally posted by NickFitz View PostIt was the free wifi on the bus that was going past the pub
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WHSOriginally posted by voodooflux View PostMust try and get an early night tonight - I'm knackered.
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Let's see if the connection is any quicker now...My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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<waits expectantly>Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostLet's see if the connection is any quicker now...Comment
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If I am it can only be because everyone else is sinking through weight of posting.Originally posted by DS23 View Postcranium is moving on up the roll of honour.
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'Interminable'.Originally posted by NickFitz View Post<waits expectantly>
That's a long word, isn't it, boys and girls?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Is it not that now he is married, he is under Mrs Scourer's thumb and kept too busy to post?Originally posted by NickFitz View PostI think Scourer's main problem at the moment is that they have him working on the trading floor - I get the impression that TPD is frowned upon there, for some reason
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There tends to be a sudden shower of tulipe around lunchtime, so it's entirely possible that he's workingOriginally posted by RichardCranium View PostIs it not that now he is married, he is under Mrs Scourer's thumb and kept too busy to post?
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Why not the pancreas of the sun? Or the islets of Langerhans of the sun? Why is always the heart of the sun? Would not the lights of the sun make more sense?Originally posted by zeitghost View PostSet the controls for the heart of the sun...
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